Men’s Conference in Birmingham:
This looks like it could be really good. If you have an interest in attending, see Skip Thompson or me.
http://www.oakmountainchurch.org/mens-conference
An Absolutely, Positively TRUE E-mail:
As a pastor in St. Louis I sent this e-mail note to my congregation in March of 2009…
Cornerstone,
Just a reminder that on the second Sunday in March at 2:00 AM we move our clocks forward an hour. As a personal service to the flock, I’ve committed to calling every one of you (in alphabetical order), starting at 2:00 AM this Sunday morning to remind you to do so. Bandermans… you’re up first. Youngers… I should get to you by 2:220 or so.
Don’t thank me. It’s just part of the job,
Pastor Lee
Then, a few days later, I got this e-mail back from a dear, grandmotherly widow in the congregation…
Tommy -
I certainly hope you aren’t serious about calling in the middle of the night.
You can cross me off, as I know I must set the clocks ahead before I go to bed tonight.
Besides – you need to get some sleep, yourself!
Love,
Carol
… one of the best e-mails I’ve ever received in my whole life.
Don’t forget to set your clocks up an hour on Saturday. Spring Forward.
Yahweh vs. Dagon
… at tonight’s Bible Study
5:30 – meal
6:15 – study
Next week (March 17) we will have no Wednesday night activities. Spring break.
Thought of the Week:
“I am Ignatius, also called Theophorus, writing to the Church at Ephesus in Asia… predestined from eternity for a glory that is lasting and unchanging, united and chosen through true suffering by the will of the Father in Jesus Christ our God.”
~ St. Ignatius to the Ephesians, 110 A.D.
“My Lord and my God!”
~ Thomas speaking to Jesus, 28 A.D., John 21.28